Problem:
As per Indian government, drunk and drive is prohibited, but the same government gives permission to open private bars and pubs with well equipped parking areas which helps the people to park their vehicles safely. After consuming alcohol,when drunken babies come out of the bar, our government’s officially affiliated beggars(i.e police man) will be standing outside the bar to charge for drunk and drive case!…
Solution:
Better stop drinking
Or follow anyone of the solution given below 
1) Go to bar / pub by walk, drink as much you want and come back home by walk , in fact walking burns few calories too
2) Take a college bag, go to TASMAC shop, buy what ever you want, then go to hotel and buy side dish and stuff the entire thing inside college bag. Come back to house at 8 pm itself like a good boy, as soon as all other people sleep, you can start your own party at home. This in fact saves lot of money and its cost effective too.
3) Once in a while visit friends home who are living with a set of bachelor guys, then follow the solution 2. To add additional kick, play some romantic movie in TV. switch off the light, and switch on the night lamp and have fun
4) If you own a car, better appoint a driver and make him to drive when you come back home after drinking
5) In case if you own a two wheeler, then take some good guy who doesn’t drink with you and make him to ride the two wheeler when coming back home.
6) In case if you have a sweet wife, then make her to prepare side dish, and ask her to mix soda/cola. Drinking inside bedroom is something great and it will be romantic too.
Follow any one of the solution which suits you better and kindly avoid driving after consuming alcohol.
